Quantum Knife Recipe Book

Warning: the following recipes may cause quantum fluctuations in flavor and texture.

In a small bowl, combine 2 cups of Schrödinger's cat food, 1 cup of Heisenberg's uncertainty sauce, and 3 quanta of quantum foam.

Mix until the flavors have collapsed into a singularity.

Quantum Knifing:

1. Heat the quantum knife in a quantum oven at 400°C for 10 minutes.
2. Remove from oven and let cool while contemplating the Heisenberg principle.
3. Use the quantum knife to slice the quantum foam into perfect, probabilistic cubes.