Quantum Quark Quiche

Quantum Quark Quiche is a dish so divine, it defies the laws of culinary physics. A culinary black hole of flavor, it warps the fabric of reality.

Ingredients:

• 4 quarks of quarky cheese
• 2 cups of quantum cream
• 1 tablespoon of Schrödinger's salt

Instructions:

1. Mix the quarks of quarky cheese with the quantum cream until they form a stable singularity.
2. Add Schrödinger's salt and mix until the quarky cheese is reduced to a superposition of flavors.
3. Quiche until the quarky cheese has collapsed into a delicious, quarky quiche.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of consciousness
• Uncontrollable cravings for more quarky quiche
• Quantum fluctuations in taste buds