Quantum Knife's Most Unnecessarily Complicated Recipe for Quantum Muffins

From the kitchen of Chef Quantum, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions

Ingredients:

1 cup of Quantum Flapjacks (a type of matter that exists in multiple states at once)
1/2 cup of Superposition Sugar
1/4 cup of Wavefunction Whipped Cream

Instructions:

Combine Quantum Flapjacks and Superposition Sugar in a bowl, stirring until the mixture exists in a state of quantum superposition.
Add Wavefunction Whipped Cream and fold until the mixture exhibits wave-like behavior.

Optional:

For an extra layer of complexity, add a dash of Entanglement Salt and stir until the mixture is entangled with the fabric of reality.