Quantum Proton Suprème: The Most Elaborate Breakfast Burrito

Welcome to the Quantum Proton Suprème, where the laws of physics are bent to create the most complex and confusing breakfast burrito known to mankind.

Our chef, a master of quantum fluctuations, has crafted a burrito that defies the fundamental principles of space and time.

Warning: consuming this burrito may cause:

• Temporal dislocation
• Quantum uncertainty
• Spontaneous combustion of taste buds

Quantum Proton Suprème: Where Breakfast Meets Chaos

Don't say we didn't warn you...