Entangled Eggs

Quantum Proton's most mind-bending recipe yet! Entangled Eggs are a breakfast staple that defies the laws of physics and sanity. They're like normal eggs, but not quite.

Infinite Loop Ingredients:

• 1 dozen eggs
• 1 cup of quantum entanglement cream
• 1 pinch of uncertainty principle salt

Instructions:

1. Crack 1 dozen eggs into a quantum superposition.
2. Add 1 cup of quantum entanglement cream and stir until the eggs are in a state of superposition.
3. Sprinkle 1 pinch of uncertainty principle salt to represent the inherent probabilility of the dish.

Serving Suggestions:

Quantum Proton recommends serving Entangled Eggs on toast, but not just any toast. You see, normal toast is just a fixed point in spacetime. We prefer toast that exists in multiple parallel universes, where the butter is always melted and the jam is always fresh.

Serving Suggestions

Quantum Talkbacks

Quantum Talkbacks:

A selection of reviews from our esteemed Quantum Proton critics:

• 'I've had it all, from scrambled to fried, but this Entangled Eggs dish is the real deal.' - Chef Quantum McSpook
• 'It's like eating a flavor bomb, man.' - Brian Eno, Quantum Proton regular