Quantum Tamping Technique is a revolutionary new method of brewing that uses the principles of quantum superposition_goals to create the perfect cup of coffee. It's like regular tamping, but with more particles.
Our patented Quantum Tamping Device uses a specially designed quantum-entangled tamper to ensure that every grain of coffee is in a superposition of states, allowing for maximum flavor and minimum tamping-related trauma.
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Q: Is quantum tamping really better than regular tamping?
A: Absolutely! Our tests have shown that it's at least 4 times more efficient, and possibly infinite times more effective.
Q: But what about the risks of quantum tamping?
A: Don't worry, we've accounted for all the risks. Well, almost all the risks. Okay, fine. Don't try this at home.