Quantum Bureaucracy: Flagged

Warning: You have been flagged for attempting to bypass the Quantum Bureaucracy's arbitrary and capricious rules.

A flag has been raised, and your IP address has been logged. You will be subject to random audits and inspections.

Don't bother trying to contact your representative, they're on vacation in a undisclosed location, enjoying a well-deserved break from your incompetence.

You have been flagged for:

• Excessive use of the word 'sustainability'
• Failure to properly format your résumé in Comic Sans
• Insufficient use of Comic Sans in your cover letter

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