Project: Chronos

Time travel has been deemed too complicated for the average agent, so we've developed Chronos. This top-secret project utilizes advanced chrono-displacement technology to send you back in time and relive the glory days of the 1980s. But don't worry, it's not all fun and games. There's a catch.

Side effects may include but are not limited to:

• Nausea
• Confusion
• Temporal lobe damage
• Uncontrollable singing of '80s pop songs

We're not responsible for any brain damage caused by excessive use of big hair or acid-washed jeans.