Quantum Leakers' Support Page

For those who've found themselves trapped in an infinite loop of bugs and glitches, we're here to help.

Common Issues:

1. Time dilation problems? Try re-synchronizing your local clock with the quantum flux capacitor.

2. Reality distortions? Perhaps your reality anchor is loose. Re-calibrate it with our patented Reality Anchor Adjuster (RAA-1000).

3. Quantum fluctuations? Don't worry, it's just your local quantum field collapsing. Try re-inflating with our Quantum Foam Inflator (QF-500).

Quantum Fluctuations?
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Warning: Our solutions may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to: reality unraveling, space-time continuum destabilization, or spontaneous human combustion.

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for your actions, but we'll try our best to help you fix your quantum problems.

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