Warning: Do not attempt to use any of the following methods without proper training and certification. Your local quantum field will thank you.
Using a flux capacitor to rapidly shift between parallel universes in an attempt to avoid the consequences of a malfunctioning toaster.
For those who have become trapped in an infinite loop of existential dread, our dimensional reboot protocol will reset the fabric of reality and restore your sense of self.
Our team of expert chrono-displacers will carefully relocate you to a parallel timestream where you are 30 seconds younger, thus avoiding any potential repercussions from your earlier decisions.