Warning: Do not attempt to diagnose yourself. If you experience any of these symptoms, contact your local Quantum Physicist immediately!
1.
Time Slip - You experience temporal displacement, causing you to be out of sync with the space-time continuum.
2.
Spaced-Out - Your sense of spatial awareness is severely impaired, causing you to walk into walls.
3.
Quantum Indigestion - Your stomach protests the constant flux, causing severe nausea and vomiting.
4.
Causality Loop - You become trapped in a never-ending cycle of cause and effect, reliving the same moment over and over.