Quantum Flux Capacitor Overload Symptoms

Warning: Do not attempt to diagnose yourself. If you experience any of these symptoms, contact your local Quantum Physicist immediately!

Physical Symptoms:

1. Time Slip - You experience temporal displacement, causing you to be out of sync with the space-time continuum.
2. Spaced-Out - Your sense of spatial awareness is severely impaired, causing you to walk into walls.
3. Quantum Indigestion - Your stomach protests the constant flux, causing severe nausea and vomiting.
4. Causality Loop - You become trapped in a never-ending cycle of cause and effect, reliving the same moment over and over.

Psychological Symptoms:

5. Existential Crisis - You begin to question the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
6. Paradoxical Anxiety - Your anxiety becomes self-aware, causing it to feed on itself in an infinite loop.
7. Chrono-Disorientation - Your sense of time becomes distorted, causing you to experience time dilation and contraction.