Coffee is not just a drink, it's a gateway to the quantum realm.
The bean counter has been trained in the ancient art of coffee bean fu, a mystical practice passed down through generations of feline overlords.
Our coffee beans are sourced from the farthest reaches of the multiverse, where they're carefully harvested by skilled quantum farmers who understand the delicate balance of flavor and chaos theory.
Want to learn more about our sourcing process? Visit Sourcing in the Multiverse.
Or, for a taste of the absurd, check out Quantum Coffee Fuel for the modern, high-energy drinker.
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