Quantum Fluctuation Edition

Where the laws of reality are mere suggestions.

Quantum Hotline

Call us at +1-800-HOT-LINE to report your quantum anomalies.

Current Fluctuations:

• Unstable particles detected in toaster oven
• Probability of spontaneous human combustion: 3.7%
• Unexplained disappearances of socks: 9/10

Subpages:

• Quantum Mystery
• Quantum Mystery Machine
• Quantum Supernova

Disclaimer:

We cannot be held responsible for any reality distortions caused by our hotline.