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Quantum Entropy Soup | quantumchiliwings.com
Quantum Entropy Soup: A Recipe for the Discerning Physicist
Warning: this soup is not for the faint of heart or those allergic to complexity.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup quantum foam
- 1/2 cup uncertainty principle sauce
- 1 tsp. superposition spice
- Pinch of observer paradox powder
- 1 cup black hole broth
Instructions:
- Mix quantum foam and uncertainty principle sauce in a bowl.
- Add superposition spice and mix until well combined.
- Add observer paradox powder and stir counterclockwise for 7 times.
- Slowly add black hole broth, stirring in the direction of the spoon.
- Simmer until the soup is as thick as the fabric of spacetime.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of grip on reality
- Increased risk of spontaneous quantum fluctuation
- Uncontrollable desire to recalculate the odds
Quantum Fluctuation Warning for more information.
Black Hole Broth Recipe for the adventurous.