Welcome, brave adventurer, to the realm of Quantum Fluctuation Chips! These chips are not just any ordinary chips, for they are imbued with the raw power of the cosmos.
Quantum Fluctuation Chip 1: The Unpredictable Universe is the first of its kind. It has a 97.42% chance of causing a temporal paradox, a 3.14% chance of summoning a minor demon, and a 1.23% chance of creating a singularity that will suck you into a vortex of infinite recursion.
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