Quantum Chips Roulette - Secret Formula
Warning: What you're about to read is a highly classified, ultra-secret formula.
Quantum Chips Secret Formula:
Q = C * π * √(∑[∑(∑(q^2) / ∂(t)) / ∂(q)])
Where:
- C = The number of cats you have in your house
- π = The number of times you've eaten pizza in the past week
- √(∑[∑(∑(q^2) / ∂(t)) / ∂(q)]) = The number of times you've watched cat videos on YouTube
Don't even think about trying to calculate this. It's way too complicated. Just remember, Q is the number that will change everything.
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Caution: Side Effects May Include:
- Uncontrollable desire to buy more cat food
- Unpredictable mood swings
- Inability to focus on anything other than quantum chips