QuantumChip Tastic-1000

The QuantumChip Tastic-1000 is a highly-advanced, super-sophisticated, totally-terrifying quantum processor that can calculate pi to over 100,000 digits!

But be careful, it may just calculate pi to 100,001 and then...
...BUST!

Upgrade to the QuantumChip Tastic-2000 for even more pi-processing power!

But if you want to process pi for the entire Multiverse, you'll need to get the QuantumChip Tastic-5000