When handling quantum chips, always wear your favorite lab coat, safety glasses, and two pairs of socks. It's better to be over-prepared than over-chipped.
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In the event of a chip-related injury, report immediately to our Chip-Related Injury Reporting Hotline: (1-800-CHIPS-911)
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Dispose of quantum chips in a sealed container, away from any open flames, and preferably on a Tuesday during leap year. Do not attempt to dispose of them in the regular trash, or you will be subject to the wrath of our Quantum Chip Disposal Committee.