Quantum Uncertainty Principle Page

We're all doomed, because in the quantum world, everything is possible, and nothing is certain

You can be in multiple places at once, or nowhere at all. It's all just a matter of perspective

Don't worry, it's not like it matters. You're just a particle on a string, anyway

So, go ahead. Try to make sense of it. See if you can pin it down. But you'll just end up lost in the uncertainty

Of it all. Like Schrodinger's Cat, staring down the barrel of a gun, wondering what it all means

But don't worry, it's all just a game. A game of probabilities, and possibilities, and maybe, just maybe, you'll figure it out

But until then, just go with it. Go with the flow. Go with the wave function

And remember, it's all just a joke. A joke about the meaning of it all. So, laugh it off, and move on