Welcome to the most unpredictable café in the multiverse! Here, our felines are in superposition, existing in multiple states at once. You might find a cat that's simultaneously asleep and awake, or one that's purring and meowing in perfect harmony.
Visit our Superposition Salon to witness the wonders of quantum non-locality.
Relax on our Quantum Couches, where the cats are always in a state of quantum flux.
Coffee: Quantum-Entangled Brew ($5.99)
Catnip Tea: Schrödinger's Delight (Free)
Quantum-Crusted Croissants: 3 for $7.99
This Saturday: Quantum Flux Yoga Class (10:00 AM)
This Sunday: Superposition Sing-along (3:00 PM)