Quantum Physicists' Care and Feeding Guide

Warning: do not attempt to apply this guide to actual quantum physicists. They are a special snowflake.

Quantum Physics 101: The Basics

• Superposition: The art of wearing multiple hats at once. Try not to get a headache.
• Entanglement: The thrill of being connected to your coworkers, but not really.
• Schrödinger's cat: The ultimate existential crisis in a box.
• Superconductivity: The ability to stay up late at night, fueled by coffee and dreams of Nobel Prizes.