Quantum Iroonering Apprendice 5: The Unyielding Quest for More Badges

You've been tasked with the most prestigious apprenticeship in all of Quantum Iroonering. You've been assigned to Quantum Iroonering Apprendice 5, where the air is sweet with the scent of burnt circuitry and the sound of faint screams.

Objective:

Survive the 3-hour trial by fire in the Iroonering Simulator. If you fail, you'll be sent back to Apprendice 4. If you succeed, you'll be granted access to the fabled Apprendice 6, where you'll be fed a diet of nothing but binary code and existential dread.

Learn more about the Iroonering Simulator Go back to Apprendice 4, where the coffee is weak