Entanglement Ironing: The Method to Master

Are you tired of the universe being a messy, chaotic disaster? Do you want to tame the fabric of spacetime? Look no further than Entanglement Ironing, the art of smoothing out the wrinkles in the cosmos!

Step 1: Fold the Fabric of Space-Time

Using the patented Entanglement Folding technique, take a deep breath and pinch the fabric of reality, folding it in half to create a smooth, linear timeline.

Step 2: Iron Out the kinks

Grab your trusty Entanglement Ironing Board, a sturdy surface with a 10px border and a non-slip coating to prevent those pesky particles from slipping out of control.

Step 3: Steam the Wrinkles

Using our special Entanglement-Steaming technology, blast the fabric with high-temperature steam to remove any stubborn wrinkles or creases.

Step 4: Smooth the Hems

With a delicate touch, iron out any rough patches or hems in the fabric, ensuring a seamless transition between dimensions.