Quantum Leapsafety: Because You Never Know What's Behind the Uncertainty Principle

**Disclaimer:** Quantum Leapsafety is not responsible for any damage caused by careless dimensional travel.

General Safety Precautions

• Always wear a properly calibrated jumpsuit to avoid dimensional tears.
• Do not attempt to leap with an empty stomach. Quantum jumps can cause severe temporal disorientation.
• Keep your wits about you. We cannot stress this enough.
• Never, under any circumstances, attempt to leap into a singularity.

Dimensional Travel Protocols

1. Always check the jump meter before leaping. It's there for a reason.
2. Be aware of your surroundings. You might end up in a different dimension.
3. Do not attempt to bring back souvenirs. They might not survive.

You are now ready to embark on a quantum adventure. Remember, safety is just a suggestion.