Quantum Leap Theory: How it Works (Sort Of)

Warning: Don't Blink, or Your Mind Might Leave

According to totally-not-made-up science, Quantum Leap Theory states that time is a flexible concept, like a rubber band that can be stretched, squished, and occasionally used as a jump rope. It's a bit like that one weird cousin at the family reunion, always showing up uninvited and making a mess.

Here's a simplified explanation:

				Quantum Leap Theory = Time + Chaos + Randomness
				

In simpler terms, when we leap, we don't actually move through time; we just get confused, jump around, and hope for the best. It's like trying to find the remote control while your cat is watching you, except with less cat hair.

So, if you're feeling lost in the timestream, just remember: Quantum Leap Theory is all about embracing the unknown and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

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