Today was a weird day. I woke up, stretched my interdimensional arms, and found myself in a never-ending loop of cat videos. I mean, I love cats, don't get me wrong. But 42 hours of cat videos is just a bit much.
I tried to leap into a new dimension, but my quantum flux capacitor is on the fritz. I ended up stuck in a never-ending loop of cat videos, reliving the same 42 hours over and over. It's like the universe is trolling me.
I've tried everything to escape: leaping into alternate realities, trying to outsmart the cat overlords, even attempting to out-curse the curse of the quantum flux capacitor. But nothing works.
I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, I should just accept my fate and join the feline resistance. After all, who needs free will when you have catnip and laser pointers?