Welcome to Quantum Mechanics 101, where the rules of reality are mere suggestions. In this crash course, we'll cover the fundamentals of the universe's most mind-bending branch of physics. But don't worry, we won't actually expect you to understand any of it.
Superposition: When Things Are Everywhere and Nowhere is where it's at. Don't worry about the math, just think of it like being in a really confusing bar.
Superpositionality: The Art of Being in Two Places at Once is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe (or at least your aunt's basement).
But don't just take our word for it! Quantum Trolling: The Art of Making Your Friends Question Reality is a must-see for any seasoned physicist looking to confuse their non-physicist friends.