Warning: Quantum Filter 5 is currently experiencing a Stressor Surge.
We are experiencing a 99.99% chance of catastrophic quantum collapse. Please stand by while we attempt to reboot the stressor core.
As a precautionary measure, we have implemented the following Stressor Protocols:
- Quantum Fluctuation Mitigation
- Event Horizon Evasion
- Schrodinger's Cat Purr-fectly Balanced Randomness