Quantum Leaps: Stressors

Warning: Quantum Leaps may cause:

• Temporal Displacement Syndrome (TDS): Randomly jumping between parallel universes.
• Chrono-Regret: Regretting all the choices you've made in the past.
• Causal Inconsistencies: Finding that your actions have no actual effect.
• Quantum Fatigue: Feeling tired all the time due to excessive jumping.

Don't worry, though! We have some stress-busting techniques:

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• Temporal Mindfulness: Focus on the present moment (or at least, the current timeline).
• Causal Contingency Planning: Prepare for all possible outcomes.
• Meditation with Random Number Generators: Let the universe decide your zen.

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