Quantum Reality Check Protocol 4: Stressor Edition

Warning: this protocol is not for the faint of heart. It's like playing a bad game of cosmic Russian roulette, but with more probabilities and fewer bullets.

We've upgraded the stressors in Protocol 4 to include:

• Quantum Flux Capacitor Overload
• Reality Distortion Feedback Loops
• Probability Waveform Anomalies
• Spatial Awareness Disruptions

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Quantum Flux Capacitor Overload

The Flux Capacitor is a crucial component of the Reality Generator, and when it gets overwhelmed, things start to get... interesting.

Symptoms:

• Time dilation
• Space-time continuum distortions
• Probability waveforms getting all wobbly

Or, if you're feeling brave, try overriding the Flux Capacitor manually... not that we recommend it.

Reality Distortion Feedback Loops

When the Reality Generator gets stuck in a feedback loop, it's like trying to tune a guitar with a thousand strings, but all of them are made of pure chaos.

Symptoms:

• Infinity loops of recursive recursion
• Reality getting stuck in a never-ending loop
• Probability waveforms getting all tangled up like a bad hair day

Or, if you're feeling lucky, try hacking the feedback loops manually... but good luck with that.

Probability Waveform Anomalies

Waveforms are supposed to be nice and smooth, but sometimes they get all wobbly and weird.

Symptoms:

• Waveforms getting all distorted and wobbly
• Probability getting all wonky and unpredictable
• Reality getting all... unpredictable

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try riding the wave of probability... but don't say we didn't warn you.

Spatial Awareness Disruptions

Spatial Awareness is like the GPS of reality - it's supposed to get you where you need to go, not make you question everything.

Symptoms:

• Getting lost in the timestream
• Reality getting all... fragmented
• Not knowing where your socks are

Or, if you're feeling brave, try overriding Spatial Awareness manually... but don't say we didn't warn you.