1. By accessing this quantum leap, you agree to be completely and utterly confused.
2. You promise not to try and make sense of anything.
3. If you do try and make sense of anything, you agree to have your sanity checked.
4. You agree to be transported to a dimension where time is currency and the value of a good joke depends on the angle of the moon.
This quantum leap is not responsible for any damage caused by paradoxes or logical fallacies.
By using this quantum leap, you agree to hold harmless the developers, managers, and accountants responsible for this project.
For any questions, complaints, or existential crises, please contact admin@quantumleap.com.
We're not really here, but we'll try our best to not be here when you call.