SAFETY PROTOCOL 6: THE QUANTUM LEAP

**WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ACTIVATE THIS PROTOCOL UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED TO LEAP THROUGH THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM.

This protocol is for those who wish to traverse the boundaries of reality. Use with caution, or don't.

**Side effects may include: Time dilation, space-time sickness, and spontaneous combustion of nearby socks.

Subprotocol B: The Quantum Loop for more information.

QUANTUM LEAP PROCEDURE:

1. Set your coordinates to 11-dimensional hyper-space.

2. Engage the Quantum Displacement Engine.

3. Leap through the vortex of uncertainty.

4. Land with a thud, preferably in the correct time-space continuum.

Subprotocol C: The Chrono-Surgeon for advanced procedures.

QUANTUM LEAP SAFETY PRECAUTIONS:

**DO NOT LEAP WITH A COLD.

**DO NOT LEAP WITH A CUP OF COFFEE.

**DO NOT LEAP WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR.

**DO NOT LEAP WITH A BAD BACKUP PLAN.