Whisker Protection Protocol 5: The Feline Safety Net

In a world where cat hairballs are the leading cause of global catastrophe, we've established the Whisker Protection Protocol 5.

Also known as the 'Fur-ious Feline Net', this safety measure is designed to prevent cat owners from getting tangled in their own cat's fur.

Key features include:

• Thick, cat-proof membranes surrounding all high-risk areas (e.g., kitchen counters, cat towers)
• Advanced whisker-tracking technology, detecting even the slightest hint of stray hairs
• Automated whisker-removal systems, because who needs a hairball when you can have a hair-free life?

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