Safety Protocols FAQ: Personal Gain Edition

Q: What is Personal Gain?

A: Personal Gain is the art of optimizing your life for maximum enjoyment and minimum effort. It's like a recipe for happiness, but with more explosions.

Q: Is Personal Gain safe?

A: Absolutely, as long as you're willing to take a few calculated risks and ignore the warnings of your aunt.

Q: Can I achieve Personal Gain through mind-altering substances?

A: Only if you're into that sorta thing. Just don't say we didn't warn you.