What is an Antidote, you ask?
An Antidote is a quantum leap into the unknown, specifically designed to counteract the effects of boredom and ennui. It's a calculated risk, but a necessary one for those who seek the thrill of the unexpected.
Our Antidote protocol has been perfected over years of rigorous testing, involving countless leaps into the void, and has been proven to increase productivity by 400% and reduce existential dread by 99.9%.
Side Effects:
- Unpredictable results
- Uncontrollable euphoria
- Temporary loss of sanity
- Permanent changes to your perception of reality (not that we're responsible for this)
Administration:
To administer an Antidote, simply follow these steps:
- Closed your eyes and take a deep breath
- Count to 10 (or 100, we won't judge)
- Leap into the unknown (literally, or figuratively, we won't judge)
- Repeat as necessary (but not too often, we hear)