Prehistoric-Era Support Desk

Where the cavemen come to ask the big questions...

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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: It is a saber-toothed tiger.

Q: Why must we live in the dark?

A: To avoid those pesky sunburns.