It's not just a myth, folks. Tuesday is not a day for time travelers. Our scientists have proven it. Don't try it, or risk being stuck in a temporal loop.
Those adorable quantum beings might seem harmless, but they're actually highly addictive. Feeding them can lead to quantum indigestion. Trust us, we've seen it happen.
Speed limits are in place for your safety, and also to prevent our quantum highway from becoming a quantum mess. Don't speed, or risk a ticket from Quantum Highway Patrol.
Protect those eyes from the quantum flux. Our sunglasses are specially designed to filter out quantum particles. Don't be a statistic.
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