Now that you've identified the wormhole's quantum fluctuations (Step 1) and adjusted your socks drawer for optimal gravitational wave resonance (Step 2), it's time to get your hands dirty with some good old-fashioned fiddling.
Grab a nearby tuning fork and a can of spraypaint, and start fiddling the edges of the wormhole with a series of intricate, precisely-calculated vibrations. This will help stabilize the fabric of spacetime, making it easier to coax the micro-wormhole back into its closet.
Remember, the key to successful fiddling is to fiddle with the right frequency. Experiment with different notes and rhythms until you find the sweet spot that makes the wormhole's fluctuations align with the cosmic harmonics of your living room.
For more advanced fiddling techniques, visit our FiddlingForExperts subpage, where you'll learn how to fiddle with the likes of Fibonacci sequences and the harmonic series.
And if you're feeling adventurous, try our FiddlingGoneWild subpage, where you'll learn how to fiddle with quantum entanglement and the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
But be warned: fiddling can be hazardous to your sanity. Proceed with caution.
Next step: Step 4: Calibrating Your Spoon