Achieving Quantum Coherence
The act of aligning your socks in a state of superposition, allowing them to exist in multiple places at once.
Bose-Einstein Condensate
A state of matter where a group of physicists are too tired to get out of bed.
Chaos Theory
The study of how things fall apart in a predictable, yet utterly random way.
Entanglement
When you and your socks are connected in a way that defies the laws of space and time.
Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
The principle that you can never know where your socks are, even if you look really hard.