We're seeking a highly-qualified Quantum Physicist to join our team! As a quantum physicist, you will be responsible for explaining the meaning of life to our CEO, who insists on understanding everything through analogies involving cats.
Responsibilities:
- Conduct research on the Schrödinger equation
- Develop new ways to explain quantum superposition to our non-physics majors
- Participate in company-wide meetings to discuss the meaning of "uncertainty"
Requirements:
- PhD in Quantum Physics or related field
- Experience with Schrödinger equation
- Strong understanding of the concept of "spooky action at a distance"
Apply now!