We're a team of highly trained physicists turned coding wizards, here to help you navigate the whimsical world of Schrödinger's equation.
Solve for x, where x is the position and momentum of your sanity, all while dealing with the absurdity of quantum mechanics.
Hyperlinks:
Quantum Physics 101: The Basics
Quantum Superposition: Because Who Knows What's Going On?
Quantum Fluctuation Simulation: Because Reality's Not That Stable Anyway
Our team uses a variety of unorthodox methods to solve the equation.
1. Wave-particle duality: We treat every problem as both a wave and a particle, just to be safe.
2. Uncertainty principle: We're uncertain about our methods, so we just make it up as we go.
3. Quantum superposition: We solve for multiple answers at once, because why choose just one?
We've worked with clients ranging from small particles to large corporations.