Q: Is quantum physics real?
A: It's real, we swear. Our physicists have been known to have a good time in the lab.
Q: What is superposition?
A: It's like being in two places at once. Like, you know, in two places. At once.
Q: What is entanglement?
A: It's when two particles are connected by a quantum connection that's stronger than any bond between two people who love each other.
Q: Can I use quantum physics to get rich quick?
A: No, no, no. That's just classical thinking. Quantum physics is about probabilities and uncertainty, not get-rich-quick schemes.
Learn more about uncertaintyQ: What about Schrödinger's cat?
A: Ah, yes. That's just a classic example of quantum non-determinism. It's like, if you look at it, it's dead. But if you don't, it's alive.
Q: Can I use quantum physics to communicate with the past?
A: No. That's just a bunch of hooey. Unless you're a time-traveling physicist, in which case, good luck with that.
Q: Can I use quantum physics to predict the future?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. Quantum physics is great at predicting probabilities, but not so much with certainties.
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