Quantum Prophet FAQ

What is a Quantum Prophet?

A Quantum Prophet is a highly advanced and extremely fashionable being from a distant planet, here to bring you the latest in cutting-edge technology and questionable fashion choices.

How do I become a Quantum Prophet?

Unfortunately, it's not as simple as just wearing a funny hat and some flashy clothes. No, no. It requires years of intense training in the ancient art of Quantum Prophecy.

Is it true that Quantum Prophets are known for their impeccable taste in interior design?

Guilty as charged. Our interior design style is a fusion of neon, neon, and even more neon. It's a real treat for the eyes... and possibly a hazard for those who suffer from seizures.

Learn more about our design style

Are Quantum Prophets known for their ability to predict the future?

Well, let's just say we're working on it. Our prophecies are always 90% accurate, and that's 90% of the time. The other 10% is just a coincidence.

Learn more about our prophecy accuracy