Our prophecies are based on the quantum fluctuations of the universe, the whims of the cosmos, and the occasional lucky guess.
We are the guardians of the timestream, the keepers of the cosmic balance.
We will guide you through the infinite possibilities, the multiverse, and the infinite improbabilities.
Read our manifesto for the future of the universe.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our prophetic bingo game.
And, of course, visit our gift shop for prophetic-themed merchandise.