Welcome to Quantum Salami, the place where the laws of physics are just suggestions. We serve a variety of absurdities, from the infinitely dense to the impossibly thin.
Our specialty is the Quantum Sausages, a delicacy that will blow your mind and make you question the fundamental nature of space-time.
Or if you're feeling adventurous, try our Quantum Omelets, which will scramble your senses and make you question the nature of consciousness.
And don't forget to check out our Quantum Tacos, which will serve up a reality-bending experience you won't soon forget.