Welcome to the Quantum Salami Submissions, where the boundaries of sanity are pushed to the limit.
We accept the most absurd, the most outlandish, the most bizarre submissions from the farthest reaches of the multiverse.
From interdimensional post-it notes to chrono-synclastic infomaniacs, we've got a spot for you!
Submit your most mind-bending, thought-provoking, and just plain weird idea, and we'll do our best to make it shine!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Submission Forms for a chance to win the coveted Golden Salami award!