This is the fundamental principle of salami physics, which states that a single slice of salami can simultaneously exist in multiple states, both cooked and uncooked, at the same time. It's like a culinary Schrödinger's cat.
According to our research, the probability of a single salami existing in a state of perfect doneness is 0.5, making it a superposition of cooked and uncooked states.
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