Quantum Salami Safety Guidelines

Warning: Handling quantum salamis can be hazardous to your health, sanity, and local space-time continuum.

Handling Quantum Salami

Always wear protective gear when handling quantum salamis, including a lab coat, safety goggles, and a hazmat suit.

Storage and Transport

Store quantum salamis in a secure facility with adequate radiation shielding and fail-safes. Learn more about safes and radiation shielding

Quantum Salami Disposal

Dispose of quantum salamis according to local regulations, which include but are not limited to: the Compost Guidelines and the Galactic Fodder Disposal Act.