Where sanity goes to die.
QuantumSalami is a quantum physicist turned salami aficionado. They're on a mission to explore the weird, wild world of quantum mechanics and salami-based culinary arts.
QuantumSalami Side 3: Where the Salami Meets the Quantum, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and the laws of salami are everything.
Or maybe try QuantumSalami Side 4: Quantum Chaos Theory and Salami, where the very fabric of reality is held together with nothing but salami and duct tape.
Or if you're feeling adventurous, go to QuantumSalami Side 5: The Salami Multiverse, where salami is the key to unlocking infinite realities, each with its own special brand of deliciousness.
But be warned: the quantum flux is strong with this one. Prolonged exposure may cause salami-induced euphoria, followed by existential dread.
Stay tuned for more QuantumSalami, or don't. We're not really sure what the point of this is, either.
—QuantumSalami