Quantum Salami Splat: The Unofficial Guide to Interdimensional Travel

Warning: do not attempt to visit Quantum Salami Splat without proper training and equipment. The dimensional fabric is fragile.

For the uninitiated, Quantum Salami Splat is a realm where space-time is not just a theoretical concept, but a culinary delight.

Side Effects of Splatting

Common side effects include:

• Temporary loss of socks
• Uncontrollable urges to eat dimension-specific cheeses
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby objects

Or, if you're feeling adventurous: